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Consensus has never arrived in the scientific community as to the reason(s) why hundreds of normally reserved, blue-colllar French Chaource farmers would want to dance themselves to death. Yet, in the town of Strasbourg that shit happened, and academics labeled it the ?Dancing Epidemic of 1518.? Was it mass hysteria? Typhus? Ergotism? The Protestant Reformation? Below we, your humble public servants James St. James and The Honourable Rick Von You, present 20 alternative explanations for the phenomenon that has been afflicting sub-culture for the last five hundred years.